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'ello name is Bethany. I am 22 trying to get my life together. I have spent most of my life with one foot in Tolkiens worlds and the other in my own. I am to tired to be doing this right now.

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4:30 PM
April 17th, 2014

innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

(via the-writers-ramblings)

4:27 PM
April 17th, 2014

callmekitto:

thenorsebros:

Marvel Charades with Anthony Mackie

YOU NEED TO WATCH THE VIDEO, THE GIF SET DOESN’T DO IT JUSTICE, YOU DON’T HEAR THE SILLY NOISES HE MAKES IN THE GIF SET

(via thebenevolentsnake)

4:26 PM
April 17th, 2014
phantompromise:

tycoondashie:

40niyr:

fenris-kin:

omnicat:

sneakymedulla:

aboysbestfriendishismother:

wait a minute

actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.
i am so down with this~

Yes please.

No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it. 

You guys don’t think big enough.
Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.

not big enough.with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.

every post on this site always ends with world domination has anyone noticed that


phantompromise:

tycoondashie:

40niyr:

fenris-kin:

omnicat:

sneakymedulla:

aboysbestfriendishismother:

wait a minute

actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.

i am so down with this~

Yes please.

No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it. 

You guys don’t think big enough.

Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.

not big enough.

with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.

every post on this site always ends with world domination has anyone noticed that

(via thebenevolentsnake)

4:25 PM
April 17th, 2014
4:25 PM
April 17th, 2014
4:25 PM
April 17th, 2014

nanatsus:

this is basically how we communicate on this website

(Source: fyspringfield, via thebenevolentsnake)

4:23 PM
April 17th, 2014

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via coronerofthenight)

4:21 PM
April 17th, 2014

selenayangster:

Omg I can’t stop giggling he is so derpy!

"I’m gonna stare the ball down with my LASER EYES"
“How do I even tennis?”
“OH SHIT I killed 3 people”

(via irethelanesse)

4:21 PM
April 17th, 2014

unimpressedcats:

catsncats:

touch all the things

touchy touchy

(Source: catsbeaversandducks, via coronerofthenight)

4:20 PM
April 17th, 2014

lucifershipsit:

 

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via coronerofthenight)

4:18 PM
April 17th, 2014

#he don’t look too bothered about it actually #sean bean’s used to this #sean bean’s used to worse than this #sean bean’s used to getting killed in the most horrible and violent ways #so ‘they have a cave troll’ in sean bean language is like saying #’nice weather out tonight’ 


4:16 PM
April 17th, 2014
4:16 PM
April 17th, 2014

arachnids8rip:

its-halloween-cas:

becca-morley:

you fucked up

My six pack has arrived due to laughter

It’s 3:30 am and I’m crying because I can’t stop laughing. 

(via douchebag-under-the-sea)

4:14 PM
April 17th, 2014
open-eyes-and-clear-blue-skies:

aradia-in-the-tardis:

kateitron:

hollywoodforthebirds:

thinkhappythoughtsornot:

kaeleeb:

fuckyeahitssummeralexis:

honestly the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

….whut.
Well, shit.



Damn

meh, meh, mEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!!!!!!!!


theres a time and a place for mucking around 

What book dude I need to read it


open-eyes-and-clear-blue-skies:

aradia-in-the-tardis:

kateitron:

hollywoodforthebirds:

thinkhappythoughtsornot:

kaeleeb:

fuckyeahitssummeralexis:

honestly the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

….whut.

Well, shit.

image

Damn

meh, meh, mEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!!!!!!!!

theres a time and a place for mucking around

What book dude I need to read it

(Source: idancee, via thebenevolentsnake)

4:14 PM
April 17th, 2014
lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful


lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via douchebag-under-the-sea)